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[05 Mar 2005|02:03pm]
From now on, this journal will be used for movie reviews only. Because I feel like it. So meh. Read, comment, and fear my cinematic knowledge.
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Tummy Ache [09 Sep 2004|01:15pm]
[ mood | lethargic ]

* So. Julian has a girlfriend (of course). Told ya, didn't I?

* I just walked 3 avenues and 2 blocks carrying 65 pounds of books.

* I nearly fell asleep in film class, although it was very interesting.

* I need to buy more cigarettes.

* It's a lovely day, but I'm just not feeling it. Too fucking sleeping to appreciate this wonderful place I'm living in.

* I have a shitload of work for school already. I had to buy a Bible!

* Nico is spraypainting a shirt in the next room. Nobody light a match.

* So much to do... laundry (haha), school work, cleaning, fighting evil ducks, sacrificing some virgin goats...

//end//

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Hehe [28 Jul 2004|10:26pm]

Which Family Guy character are you?
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Well, It's Finally Happened [19 Jun 2004|12:45am]
made by iconsrme, who is far more talented than I am

Comment to be added, and then add me.
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Secrets! [17 Jun 2004|06:55pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]
[ music | Lion King ]

I think, from now on, my journal will be private. Not that I write anything particularly Top Secret, but I'd like to know who's reading this shit. I think everyone who wants to be is on my friends list, but if you're not and you want to read these scintillating secrets, leave a comment. K? And maybe I'll write some more movie reviews, if anybody actually wants them.

//end//

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[16 Jun 2004|11:28pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

EVERYONE JOIN MY FILM COMMUNITY, FILM_FETISH. RIGHT NOW!!!! DO IT!!!!

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[16 Jun 2004|09:28am]
Leave the ones you don't know as is.
Cross out the guys/girls/things you would never sleep with.
Bold the guys/girls/things you would sleep with.
Italicize the ones you'd sleep with if you were paid to.
Add 3 of your own!
Read more... )
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Oh... [15 Jun 2004|11:47am]
And Blockbuster is a whore, sucking the life out of the movie world and making us all watch Julia Roberts shit until we are brainwashed into believing she can actually act.
AND they referred to Clint Eastwood as 'the dude from Bridges of Madison County' (a heinous film) AND they thought he STARRED in 'Mystic River', instead of directed it. I corrected the doofus, and wandered off to glare at their non-existent foreign section with like ninety fucking copies of 'Life is Beautiful' and NO Akira Kurasawa. NONE. AND they only had the RATED version of 'Crash'.
People are very, very stupid.
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I Have Not Slept in Several Days.... [15 Jun 2004|11:28am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

And except for Robin, I have no friends. I don't want to be at fucking work; I want to be home, curled up under the covers, as the world fades into blackness and I sink into the arms of sleep.

Everyone else is at a meeting, but me the lowly intern is stuck here all by myself with a shitty air-conditioner and a giant poster for the movie 'Supercock'.

And not that anyone cares, but I got into college.

And next week I'll be at Alicia's beach house.

Go me. Dear God I'm so tired.

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Nobody loves me everybody hates me I'm gonna eat some worms [09 Jun 2004|10:15pm]
[ mood | bored ]

I am so depressingly, evilly bored. Words cannot describe how bored I am. Pete sucks. If he doesn't like me he can go fuck off. Gr.
I decided I want e-mail penpals, so if anyone here wants to exchange meaningless electronic diarrhea, feel free to e-mail me at blankgirl66@aol.com (unless i actually talk to you in real life; you have to deal with the actual me, poor bastards).

Fuck.

I'm tired and cranky and it's SO FUCKING HOT. NJ has the worst air in the country. Go us!

OK, I'll check my e-mail ONE MORE TIME, then go to bed. And by 'bed', I mean, 'watch movies until my eyes shoot out of my head in a desperate attempt to escape the dementia behind them'.

I'm actually not watching a movie right now. Odd.

//end//

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Fucking Up On the Job [01 Jun 2004|12:11pm]
[ mood | confused ]

I'm at work. I can't focus. I like Pete, and it fucking sucks. AGAIN, another stupid fucking crush that will leave me feeling like a bigger loser than before.

I've been working on this survey since 10:30 (and this clock is wrong), because I keep zoning out. I need sleep. And advice. And a hug.

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

*beats self over the head with plastic limb from 'Troma's War'*

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If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal. [30 May 2004|11:04pm]
[ mood | Totally fucking Pissy ]

Wow, a personal entry. Does anybody actually read this shit? Or am I just another pathetic teen fillinf the internet with useless babbling? On second thought, don't answer that.

The bad things in my head may actually be justified for once; but it's doubtful

OK, here are the two main things that are killing brain cells at the moment:

1. Movies have betrayed me.

2. Boy bullshit.


It's all rather pathetic and mundane, but it's me. So fuck off and die if you don't like what I think.

Problem One )

Top Five Favorite Romantic Movies, In No Order
* Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
* Leaving Las Vegas
* Benny & Joon
* True Romance
* Shallow Hal

Runners Up:
* Say Anything...
* American Splendor
* Love Actually (fuck you, I LIKED it)


Problem Two )

In conclusion:
* Love stinks
* I'm a virgin, and I'm already bitter and bored with sex.
* Movies suck unless you're in them.
* I need way more therapy.

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Things I've Learned At Troma: Day 2 [25 May 2004|01:25pm]
[ mood | groggy ]

* Babysitting is much more glamorous than playing Mad Cowboy, or the son of Toxie.

*Lloyd Kaufman rules the universe and kicks all ass.

*Lloyd will drag you into any promotional activities he can - including those you have nothing to do with it.

*Especially if you have nothing to do with it.

*Being the new girl is better than being the new guy.

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Charter Day Blows Donkeys [22 May 2004|01:33pm]
[ mood | cranky ]

Things I Have Learned at Troma: Day 1
* Do not piss Michael Herz off. Ever.

* Dildos can be artistic.

* The penis monster is, indeed, our lord and savior.

* When slacking off, do so somewhere the boss can't see you.

* The internet was invented to piss off hundreds of people at once. Use this too wisely.

* Blockbuster is the enemy.

* Smiling nervously at everyone you meet is not wise in New York.

* Hiding in the bathroom with the rotting naked plastic mannequin is perfectly acceptable, as long as you close the door.

* Violence, nudity, and cursing are good. Smoking is not.

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I like Smart Buddies... LINK ME TO MOOOOORE [17 May 2004|01:53am]
God I hate insomnia )
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I'm SIck [11 May 2004|06:12pm]
[ mood | sick ]

So fuck you all, since no one EVEN cares!!!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL AND MY SORE BURNING THROAT.

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Rain, Rain [13 Apr 2004|04:14pm]
[ mood | headache ]
[ music | Can't decide... ]

"I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything."

My head feels like it's very angry with me, and determined to teach me a lesson.

Every time I see a couple in love, the urge to kill rises... rises.........

I'm going to do stuff.

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The Computer Called me Crazy [12 Apr 2004|06:59pm]
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.

Tiny steps and columns and window frames,

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

A school notebook.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Kill Bill, haha

4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is.
7:20

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
7:18

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My little brother talking

7. When did you last step outside?
This morning

8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
School shit

9. What are you wearing?
black pants and a grey hoodie

10. Did you dream last night?
i dreamt i died.

11. When did you last laugh?
Today, when meg called yanni a eunuch

12. What's on the walls of the room you are in?
2 ramones poster, two everclear posters, my GED, multiple movie posters, and a guitar signed by everclear

13. Seen anything weird lately?
my LIFE is weird.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Kill Bill

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Johnny Depp.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I once had a crush on Mr. Spock.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, reguardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
- One thing? Make everyone more liberal.

19. Do you like to dance?
No. I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld.

20. George Bush:
Can suck my asshole.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Lily-Rose

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jack Allen



The Oracle Advises...

telling dean i like him

Ask the Oracle a Question

Introverted (I) 79.41% Extroverted (E) 20.59%
Imaginative (N) 54% Realistic (S) 46%
Emotional (F) 51.92% Intellectual (T) 48.08%
Easygoing (P) 74.19% Organized (J) 25.81%
Your type is: INFP
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.

Tiny steps and columns and window frames,

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

A school notebook.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Kill Bill, haha

4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is.
7:20

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
7:18

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My little brother talking

7. When did you last step outside?
This morning

8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
School shit

9. What are you wearing?
black pants and a grey hoodie

10. Did you dream last night?
i dreamt i died.

11. When did you last laugh?
Today, when meg called yanni a eunuch

12. What's on the walls of the room you are in?
2 ramones poster, two everclear posters, my GED, multiple movie posters, and a guitar signed by everclear

13. Seen anything weird lately?
my LIFE is weird.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Kill Bill

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Johnny Depp.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I once had a crush on Mr. Spock.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, reguardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
- One thing? Make everyone more liberal.

19. Do you like to dance?
No. I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld.

20. George Bush:
Can suck my asshole.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Lily-Rose

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jack Allen

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Hmmm [25 Mar 2004|12:51pm]
I'm debating making this journal 'Friends Only', since some people who hate me are writing mean shit. Comments? Does anyone WANT to be on my friends list who isn't? What exactly IS headcheese?
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I Got Banned [25 Mar 2004|10:28am]
[ mood | Upset ]

Well, I got banned from Indiefilms. Surprise surprise. I'm really upset; mainly because I tried to apologize for my behavior, and all anyone did was insult Boondock Saints.

This shouldn't bug me as much as it does. But when I genuinely try to rectify my mistakes, and get the shit kicked out of me, it really gets me down. Story of my life.

Now I'm gonna be late for class.

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