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I've Got a Big Fat Fucking Bone to Pick With You My Darling
Created on 2004-03-18 11:27:39 (#2549870), last updated 2005-03-05
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Basic Info| Name: | Clementine Kiddo |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-06 |
| Location: | United States |
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r0b1nMonk
* Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not...
* Sharona Fleming: You're going straight to hell.
Adrian Monk: I am in hell.
* Adrian: It's a gift... and a curse.
* There've been over four hundred documented sightings of Santa Claus. Scientifically documented. And it's on the Internet, so you know it's true.
* Adrian Monk: I tried doing that once, making every minute count. It gave me a headache.
Sharona Fleming: What doesn't?
* Miranda: I'm told you're germophobic, afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona Fleming: We're working on milk.
* Detective from Mexico: You are really brave Mr. Monk, you're not even sweating.
Adrian Monk: I'm dehydrated, I'm trying to sweat, I can't sweat.
* Speed dating? No, no, that's like Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell.
* Capt. Stottmeyer: I thought you were afraid of heights.
Adrian Monk: Snakes trump heights. It goes germs, needles, milk, death, snakes, mushrooms, heights, crowds, elevators.
* Monk can't help you because well... he's... he's Monk and he's lost in Monkland.
* Sharona, I really need a wipe. Hurry! Oh, the humanity!
* Be careful! There's a lot of gravity out there!
* Sharona Fleming: Adrian, this is a picnic. You have to sit on the ground.
Adrian Monk: I can't. Animals do things on the ground. Terrible, terrible things.
* That guy took a whizz in the subway... THAT guy just killed four people in cold blood. Now who do you think we should arrest?
* We'd like permission to search your pie. Please don't make me say that again.
* Ugh! It's goo... jail goo!... I have jail goo on my hand!
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20th street, albert camus, alcohol, alkaline trio, andy warhol, angelina jolie, anne sexton, anti-bush, anxiety, art alexakis, atheism, bad attitude, beauty, being single, betty smith, bill murray, bitch, boys, brad pitt, brody dalle, cabin fever, celibacy, charles kaufman, charlie kaufman, chastity, chelsea, chris cooper, chuck palahniuk, cigarettes, clothes, coen brothers, college, courtney love, d.h. lawrence, daniel clowes, darryl hannah, dating, david carradine, david lynch, david o. russell, depression, derek trucks, directing, distillers, dysthymia, eli roth, elizabeth wurtzel, eminem, eugene lang, ewan mcgregor, exene cervenka, fahrenheit 9/11, family guy, fashion, feminism, film, freaks and geeks, garbage, george carlin, hair dye, harvey keitel, hole, howard zinn, humor, husker du, insanity, insomnia, internet, invader zim, isolation, j.d. salinger, jack black, jean-paul sartre, jim carrey, jim jarmusch, joey kern, johnny depp, johnny the homicidal maniac, kate winslet, kools, kurt vonnegut, larry mcmurtry, lester bangs, loneliness, loser, makeup, marilyn manson, martin freeman, martin scorcese, marya hornbacher, matthew lillard, men, michael madsen, michael moore, michel gondry, mike white, monty python, movies, new york city, nirvana, paul giamatti, paul thomas anderson, pessimism, peter jackson, pills, pj harvey, politics, punk, quentin tarantino, ramones, recovery, relationships, richard linklater, robert de niro, robert frost, roger avary, sam rockwell, samuel l. jackson, self-injury, self-loathing, sex, shirley manson, shoes, shopping, single, sonic youth, spike jonze, stephen king, steve buscemi, steve madden, story of the year, style, sylvia plath, tattoos, tenacious d, terry zwigoff, the office, therapy, thrift stores, toxic avenger, troma, ugly, uma thurman, virgin, virginity, whore, wolfgang peterson, women's rights, x, yeah yeah yeahs
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